itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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Gaga arriving at her hotel in Stockholm, Sweden. 9.30.14

Gaga arriving at her hotel in Stockholm, Sweden. 9.30.14

Alaska is an alien and recording artist from the planet Glamtr0n [sic]. No one knows her age or species. She was discovered on Earth almost 60 years ago with only a 1972 issue of Vanity Fair and a can of Tab. Alaska cites Divine and Marilyn Monroe as her biggest influences.